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Joke of the Day

Post  Hellrocker on Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:23 pm

Every once in a while I hear an see some funny jokes. And sometimes I share the ones my friends shared with me so here is The Joke of the Day, from me. I call it "the duck joke."

Three little ducks go into a Bar.

'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck.

'Huey,' was the reply.

'How's your day been, Huey?'

'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?' said Huey.

'Oh. That's nice,' said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, 'Hi, and what's your name?'

'Dewey,' came the answer from duck number two.

'So how's your day been, Dewey?' he asked.

'Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?'

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, 'So, you must be Louie?'

'No,' she said, batting her eyelashes.

'My name is Puddles.'
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Post  Painkiller on Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:40 am

2 canibals are eating a clown. One say to the other: Does this taste funny to you? Laughing

2 atoms. One say to the other: I thyink i lost an electron. The other say: How could this be? and the first say: Im pozitive! Rofl
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post  EAF.Klaus on Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:08 pm

Painkiller wrote:
2 atoms. One say to the other: I thyink i lost an electron. The other say: How could this be? and the first say: Im pozitive! Rofl
This scarily reminded me of a science lesson I had like 2 years ago
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post  Painkiller on Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:15 pm

but its kinda funny...isnt it?
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post  Denlow on Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:29 pm

Old but ye.

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Post  Denlow on Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:07 pm

two guys sucking eachother dicks in a store, the first says : whats up nigga?
the second says: not much, but dont talk too much

AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAH. Lol.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post  EAF.Klaus on Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:57 pm

Drunk?
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post  Painkiller on Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:08 pm

Rofl Rofl
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post  Davron on Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:47 am

Klaus_Meine wrote:Drunk?
Much

btw one i remember
Denlow"i bet my Balls
Rich: Sorry i don't bet small change
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Post  Denlow on Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:29 am

Yeah, awesome.

Too bad Richard is a lying bitch

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Post  Davron on Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:47 am

Denlow wrote:Yeah, awesome.

Too bad Richard is a lying bitch
Nice comeback but rich one took the cake
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post  Denlow on Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:02 am

W/e

Denlow: I'm tired of having f**king boners when I wake up every morning.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post  EAF.Klaus on Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:42 pm

That isn't that funny.. Suspect
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post  Denlow on Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:43 pm

No

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