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Joke of the Day!

Post  GreenEye on Sun May 15, 2011 8:39 pm

A man was walking down the street when he spotted a small green frog sitting on the curb. The man jumped when the Frog turned to him and began to speak.
"Hi there Stranger, could you help me up"
The man stunned for a brief moment quickly shook his head and then looked around. It appeared the streets were empty, so the man bend down and picked the Frog up.
"Did you just say Hi to me"
The man asked and th Frog replied.
"Why yes I did, well you see, not only am I a talking Frog, but I am also a Luck Frog. If you take me to Vegas with you, I'll make your dreams come true"
The man thought for a moment and then smiled.
"Well your the first Frog I've ever met and you can talk! That's pretty Lucky so let's go!"
The man booked a Flight to Vegas and took the Frog with him and sure enough when in the Casino's at the Black Jack table, the man was winning every hand. Upon winning so much the Casino offered the Man a Suite in there Hotel, which the man glady accepted and made his way upstairs with the Frog. He then sat the frog on the table and began to talk.
"Thanks Frog you've made al my dreams come true, you made everything so easy, if you eer need anything just let me know"
The Frog grinned and replied.
"Well, actually, there is something you could do for me, I need you to kiss me so I can return to my Human Form".
And in that instant without hesitation the man bend over and kissed the Frog. Then sparks began to fly and a bright light flashed. And suddenly the Frog transformed into this Young, Beautiful, Pale Skinned, Blonde Haired, Blue Eyed 16 year old Girl.......................

AND YOUR HONOR, I SWEAR THAT'S HOW SHE GOT IN MY ROOM!



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Post  Klaus on Mon May 16, 2011 12:48 am

lol
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Post  ferrari32 on Mon May 16, 2011 8:10 am

LOL
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